Wall of Shame – The Return

Had these sitting on my hard drive for an absolute age so I thought I’d better get them up so that other people can laugh at them as I have done.  Nothing says knacker nowadays more than cheap shitty plastic chrome piping.  Why do this to your car?  WHY?  At least it’s only on the arse of this Seicento.

Shitbox Civic “coupe” with skobe flip flop paint and wah exhaust that belongs to one of the students at UL.  You can hear it coming a mile away.  And it doesn’t sound nice.  It goes something like this…ssssSSSSSSKKKoOooOBBBBbbEe, sSsSSsSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOBBbEe.

Just in case you forget your girlfriends name.  Or just in case she forgets her name.  Either way, what do you do when you dump her/get dumped by her.  Nice rust bubbling through on the bodywork though.  And look more cheap shitty plastic chrome piping.

Even more chrome.  Not piping this time.  No no, we’ve gone for the full on bling of cheap shitty plastic chrome trim pieces.  Nice AA badge though.

Spoke to soon.  The Return of the Cheap Shitty Plastic Chrome Piping.

It’s spread to the interior as well.  Surely there must be some kind of cream the owner can get to clear the spread of the infection right up?

 

 

4 Responses to “Wall of Shame – The Return”


  • Ah that civic is my car and I’m the ul student I want this taken down imeditally I have worked on this car for years .it has won shows all over Ireland and England and rated 9/10 by modified motors .u had no right to take pics of my car without my permission

    • Sorry I didn’t get to this sooner. You have no right to assault my ears with an exhaust that sounds like it’s a rusty bit of old gas pipe with loads of holes in it. If I can hear something coming from God knows how many miles away, then it’s a shitbox. It’s won shows – with a bumper hanging off, tatty alloys, nasty mesh inserts, grotty bodywork? Where these real shows or ones you dreamt about one night?
      You’ve worked for years on this car?
      Two words.
      Work harder.
      Much harder.

  • U had no right to take pictures of my car and put them on your own website now I want them deleted and yes it has won countless shows between Ireland and England. What’s with all the hatred you took pics of my car and now trying to insult me also?? Who ever you are you have no right for any of this

  • Love that “hatred” word. The whinging cry of an internet generation not used to people having a different opinion to them which happens not to agree with their view of the world. That’s not hatred. That’s just life.

    I’ve thought long and hard about this.

    Unless some miracle has happened in the meantime, your car, in my opinion, still looks and sounds like a shitbox.

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