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Three stories on Pistonheads this afternoon:
New Gullwing:

Morgan Aero Supersports:

Morgan Aero Supersports inside story:

Big ups to the chap who wrote this ad on eBay. Stylin’ bike.

Here’s the text of the ad before it expires on eBay:

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE – Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos – 234. Sick Wheelies – 687. Skids – 143,000. Bunny Hops – 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts – 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind.

Questions and answers provided by the seller:

Q:
Dudu , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your time involved as i collect stingray bikes . Been after a chrome boomerang for a while.Let me know if your interested as i would love to max out the skid record. Cheers man .
30-Jan-09
A:
Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don’t know where you live, but I might just try guessing. is it 64 McDonald Drive in Brisbane?
Q:
dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business writing for ebay!!thanks 4 the entertainment,i’m still pissing my self
30-Jan-09
A:
Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn’t come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It’s pretty blurry, but it’s still a wicked rad stunt. Let me know.
Q:
How long are the skids that this bike can do?
29-Jan-09
A:
Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.

Pure class.

Smashing paint job, wonderful colours, expertly faded in to each other. The wheels and the overall stance of this car is just so wrong, lending it a bodged air of overall crapiness, highlighted even more by the badly re-located numberplate and removed door handles. Hope the central locking never goes on the fritz. Overall, another worthy addition to the Wall of Shame. Pity it wasn’t even half as worthy of actually being out on the roads. Picking their nose would have been a better and more useful waste of their time rather than putting this pile of crap together. Top marks for the hideous body kit and manky (torn) grill as well!!